Quick—Change Your Travel Plans for the Holidays!

by Shelley Bueche

Jet Lag travel book publishers print irreverent guides to fictional lands far away.  Ever thought about visiting Phaic Tan?  If so, don’t miss:

Phaic Tan:  Sunstroke on a Shoestring

I know, you are asking yourself, Phaic Tan?  Never heard of the country.  Why, what goods does Phaic Tan produce?  Glad you asked.  According to the guide, the top 5 exports are:

MSG
Beaded car seat covers
Spring roll wrappers
Crab sticks
And dengue fever

Are you salivating yet?  Changing those travel plans yet?  If you aren’t persuaded, just yet, you might read the guide to “Molvania:  A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry.”

The Molvanian guide even recommends a few phrases that foreigners might want to learn when visiting.

Kyunkasko sbazko byusha?
Where is the toilet paper?

Togurfga trakij sdonchskia?
What happened to your teeth?

www.molvania.com