Write a Tongue-in-Cheek Thank You Letter

In honor of Thanksgiving, we thought we'd give you something a little different to try.   Instead of the usual 'thank-you's' that people expect, why not try your hand at writing a Thank You Letter to someone you would never consider thanking, for obvious - or not so obvious - reasons. Here's an example of a tongue-in-cheek Thank You Letter you might write to a boss you don't especially like:

Mr. Smith:

Thank you ever so much for being my boss.   It has been quite an amazing experience. Never have I had someone who gave me so many different assignments, many of which he could do himself, but was gracious enough to give to me, so that I may learn and grow as a person.   I don't know anyone who can so easily watch others do his job without one jab of conscience; you make it look so easy.   And what a thought, allowing me to take over your job while also doing my own when you went on vacation, surprising me with an additional week on top of your usual 3 weeks so that I may learn even more how much I should appreciate you.

P.S.   I never would've gotten my new position without your talented instruction.   You have been a true mentor for me.

Your NEW boss,

Jane

Have fun with this - it's a great way to let off some steam.

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