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2004-10-05 |
First Place
Winner
M16 Annie strikes again … or does she? In this last ditch
effort to save ma from the chair, see if our heroes prevail!!
JUSTICE ROCKSby Edward F. Fitzgerald
She
looked into her rearview mirror and knew in that instant that
something was horribly wrong.
The back seat was gone.
That explained that racket a moment ago. Yes, the floor had fallen out of the
rusted Edsel, taking the back seat and her father with it. Peaches skidded
to a stop so hard that her Minnie Mouse earrings slapped together in front
of her face. Blowing her blonde bangs out of her eyes, she frowned.
It was her brother, Stretch, who had insisted that she use this car for the
trip to the penitentiary. To save Ma. Or “M16 Annie,” as them television
folks called her. Yet Peaches knew Stretch hated their parents.
It made Peaches suspicious that the stuff Stretch had poured into the
gas tank before they left was not really the “high fiber” he had
claimed.
Pap looked shaken but unhurt as he reached the rear of the car, grabbed the
bumper and hauled himself up to his feet, where he crouched, spitting out one
tooth and grinning through the other two as he waved the envelope at her.
The evidence.
The video that would save Ma from the chair.
The video of Ma outside the Hungry Cockroach soliciting curb crawlers as they
cruised by dripping saliva. The video Pap had made for their divorce
case, to prove Ma wasn’t making her money on EBay. But it also proved
that she couldn’t have been over to Nashville that night robbing Farmer’s
Fidelity and shooting that guard.
Peaches frowned again and sucked on the Edsel’s dipstick as she wondered
again how anyone could ever think a fifty-year old lady coulda done that. Then,
again, how many women stood six eight in steel-tipped gunboat shoes, and
how many had wild gray hair and wore oldentimey blue pinafores that drug
along the street behind them? Whom is exactly whom everone said done the deed.
“Oh, my Lord, Pap,” she squealed, the truth hitting Peaches like
a salmon flying off a snapped line. “It was Stretch! Done up in Ma’s
duds and wearing a fright wig!”
She saw Pap’s eyes alit with truth and that quart of white lightning
he’d drunk. They both knew that gigantic Stretch had always enjoyed wearing
Ma’s dresses, and he had twice writ poems, which clinched his guilt.
“Roll it, Peaches,” Pap cried unintelligibly from the roof, the evidence
clenched in his mouth. “Justice rocks.”
Second Place Winner
Who followed her, swallowed in the inky balk of night, invisible
but unrelenting in his pursuit?
OUT OF TIME
By LaKeisha Giles
She looked into her rearview mirror and knew in that instant
that something was horribly wrong. Only darkness appeared to
be following her, but Carol knew that there was someone behind
her. There had to be. She attempted to swallow the lump that
was forming in her throat with no luck. Her mouth was completely
dry. She was gripping the steering wheel so tightly that her
fingers ached, but she couldn't relax. Not now. She glanced into
her rearview mirror again, searching for signs of movement. There
was none.
A wave of panic washed over her, as she began to swerve unsteadily
along the dark winding road. She tried to decide what to do.
Should she pull over and wait for him? She eyed the dark, open
fields that lay beside the deserted country road. Nah, that was
too dangerous. Should she turn around and try to find him? She
glanced quickly at the clock in her car. 10:40 p.m. No, no time
to turn around. Not even enough time to slow her speed.
Her breathing began to become irregular. Beads of sweat began to spring to
life all over her forehead, even though it was cool inside the rickety old
car. She unwillingly loosened her tight grip on the steering wheel, then pushed
up her turn signal, signaling a right turn. She tapped the brakes as she made
a sharp right turn. The squealing of her tires pierced the air. She slowed
to a stop in front of an old, country farmhouse. Her parent's house. She sat
there for a moment, before opening her door slowly.
"Took you long enough," said a deep voice in the distance. She jumped
backwards, but managed to muffle her scream.
"Jake, is that you?" Carol asked softly. She took a few timid steps
forward. As her eyes began to adjust to the darkness, she saw him leaning casually
against his car. He laughed.
"I passed you a few miles back. You were driving too slowly. I was ready
to get this over with."
"Let's go ask them."
"They already left."
"What?"
"Carol," replied Jake, "your parents left. It's over. Your mother
admitted that you were having an affair. She said she couldn't lie for you anymore."
"Jake, wait, I can explain!" She shrieked desperately. But he didn't
hear her. Even though he was still standing in front of her, he was already gone.
Third Place Winner
Enjoy this tale's ironic twist on the premise that professors
know all!!
THE LESSON
by Mark H. Bloom
"She looked into her rearview mirror and knew in that instant
that something was horribly wrong."
Professor Gus Tilden peered over the rims of his bifocals to
his class. "Tsk, tsk," he muttered aloud. "Note
how the author, in his haste to draw us into the heroine's predicament,
has resorted to cliché and, worse, a tired sentence structure."
The professor, gray-haired and impatient, dropped the manuscript
into the tubular wastebasket. He had to teach these worthless
would-be's to cherish the language they so often abused. "The
overused 'looked.' The repeated 'that.' Ignoring the rule
I've emphasized: avoid the verb 'to be.' All this in the first
sentence!"
Exasperated, Tilden raised his voice. "Such careless misuse
of the English language is a crime."
A shy student in the back row asked, "B-but Professor, did
you read the chase scene that followed?"
"No!" Tilden's word exploded in the lecture hall like
a warning shot. "Just as the editor of a literary magazine
would have done, I stopped after that first sentence." He
stooped to retrieve the manuscript, which he shook over his head
threateningly. "Grab the reader, but don't butcher the language
in your attempt. That sin leads to failure, both of this course
and in your future endeavors."
Shaken, the students sat in hushed awe. They had never witnessed
Tilden's ire before. Since the pile of short stories on his desk
represented their first efforts at creative prose, they knew
their turns would surely come.
The shy voice from the back broke the spell. "P-professor?
Are you saying that I've failed this course?"
Tilden, still breathing heavily from his outburst, tore the manuscript
into ragged pieces. "Yes," he said, as he tossed the
pieces into the air like so much confetti. "If you don't
improve, I'll make sure you never publish so much as a letter
to the editor."
The student stood on quivering legs. All eyes turned toward him. "But
Professor Tilden," he said, weighing a magazine in his hand, "I
got that initial sentence from a story I found in here. I simply
took the original story in a different direction."
"Plagiarism does not help your case, Ernest."
Ernest quietly flipped open the magazine to a marked page and
held it open for all to see. "But Professor, the sentence
you despise so much was composed over thirty years ago by an
eager young man named Gus Tilden."
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