If you’re a spam victim (and who isn’t?), you’ve noticed that spammers are getting cleverer every day, using misspellings (get a great dea.l on Vi.a.gar.a) or lines of gobble-de-gook, or random letters in the bodies of the memos to foil spam detectors. Now it appears they’ve gotten poetic on us. We received a spambot spew this Xmas a.m. with whole words arranged in free verse! Ironically, at 4:00 a.m., with just a bit of added punctuation, it all sort of makes sense . . .

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outermost bustard --
in absentia . . . Dartmouth.