Why Not Kinky?
Kinky Friedman, mystery writer, cigar-chompin' musician, animal lover (he is a spiritual leader to 63 dogs, 22 horses, 3 donkeys, 9 pigs, 2 goats, 5 chickens, 11 cats and 1 rooster named Alfred Hitchcock) and all around good guy, hopes to get his name on the ballot to run for Governor of Texas in 2006 .
Kinky's platform includes educational reform, the creation of a Texas volunteer organization modeled after the Peace Corps, criminal justice reform, and finding new energy sources. In fact, Kinky has been dubbed the "Energizer" candidate, and has teamed with country start Willie Nelson.
Willie and Kinky will work together in promoting bio-diesel as an environmentally friendly resource. After all, as Kinky so succinctly states: How hard can it be?
More platform issues? Abolish political correctness and de-wussification; Kinky says that with him at the helm--Texas will beat back the wusses, one wuss at a time!
For more on Kinky's books; including Kill Two Birds and Get Stoned , his work as founder of the Utopia Rescue Ranch in the Texas Hill Country, and the latest news on his political campaign, visit:
www.kinkyfriedman.com |